Transparent Aradia to flutter around your dash and do the time thing! >:)
NIKOLA TESLA IS SUPER ADORABLE HE’S JUST WANDERING AROUND AND HIDING UNDER THINGS I’M GONNA SQUEAL
I should probably specify that Nikola Tesla is a cat and Serbian-American inventor Nikola Tesla is not wandering around my house hiding under things because he is dead
Didn’t catch that last part, sorry.
the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along
so i’m staying at my aunt in bucharest this month and she’s got a stray cat and i like scaring her because she jumps and hisses me but today she came at me while i was going to the bathroom to attack me and scared the shit of me. and moments ago i couldn’t even go to the bathroom because she was in my way and ready to attack. i took a towel to shield myself from her and it kind of worked but when i wanted to leave the bathroom i couldn’t because she was waiting for me right outside!! i took a smaller towel and tried to distract her. It worked but as i was getting further from the bathroom she straight out dashed towards me to attack!
this cat is crazy i don’t know how i’m gonna survive this.
teenage girls actually have to go through a lot of bullshit and the fact that it’s considered cool to make fun of them for being upset or emotional is kind of gross
when your parents turn a joke into a lecture
turn it down senpai
kiss kiss fall and drown
This needs to be in the post with all the gateways to hell.
you must be new here
soMEONE ADD THIS TO THE GATEWAY TO HELL